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There’s Now a Dildo Inspired by the Shape of Water Fish-Man’s Dick

The Fish-Man.

For all you people who left thinking, Man, I wish I could fuck a fish-man (!?), your dreams may finally be within reach.

Guillermo Del Toro’s epic fantasy romance — now considered an — centers on the romance between a mute cleaning lady named Elisa and some sort of Godlike fish-monster being held captive at an American research laboratory. While the film features plenty of sex (!), it does not at any point reveal the exact anatomical makeup that enables this to happen. But thanks to Tumblr user , who makes monster-inspired sex toys, you can now purchase a dildo that artfully envisions what exactly the fish-man is packing.

Titled “Shape of the Amazon,” the dildo is six-by-two-and-a-half inches, painted in a “mesmerizing crackled gold, bright blue and deep sea green” that glows partially under UV light.

While it appears to have sold out of at least its initial run, we’re hoping that XenoCatArtifacts restocks in time for Valentine’s Day — or at the very least, before Oscars gift bags.

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